Saturday, February 26, 2005

TURN OFF YOUR BLOODY PHONE MORON! Disclaimer: Don’t tight cast me, because I am so often unpredictable. One day I am content with the world, the next I am only bound by the laws of morality. I am a riddle, covered be an enigma and dipped in secret sauce.

No I don’t, but it's quote Emily can relate to.
I found a funny website called 8-bit theatre. It takes the piss outa the Final Fantasy Series, so go to http://www.nuklearpower.com/index.php

well anyway,
today I went to Emily’s Birthday Celebrations. So we went to the movies and went shopping and to the movies to see Cellular. I wont bother writing a review but let me ask: Why do those action films have to be so convenient. Let me give an example:

A man is running in a dark alley in New Jersey and gets shot in the leg (Now he only has a limp), Then he shoots some anonymous henchman (They don’t scream in agony) Just calls for backup. Then dies. More shots are fired at the good guy (They all miss, they all have terrible aim) and then he dives into a car, finds the keys in the ignition and drives off (Seriously! In a dark alley in New Jersey NO ONE leaves the keys in the ignition!)
Then later he dives off the pier to escape some bad guys. Getting completely drenched. Then later in the move he pulls out the phone to show the cops the incriminating evidence.
In the words of Lucy Lawless "If anything like that happens, a wizard is involved" So I will let it slide, I don’t want to interfere the grand workings of wizards.

One thing I found rather interesting was that the people in front of us were more interesting than the movie. The guy in front of me had a sun visor in a theatre. A BLOODY SUN VISOR!!!! Then at one point the row in front of them decided to have a popcorn war (Does anyone thing about those innocent little foodstuffs?). One of the girls’ phones constantly rang. Honey, I know it might be important to know that Julia and Kevin have broken up, but they tell you to switch your phones off for a reason moron! Never the less I had a good time with my friends; we gorged and made snide comments.

After that I went back to Emily’s house to play 'Ratchet and Clank'. Spent about an hour trying to beat a boss in Final Fantasy 10... and died. I HATE HER SO MUCH!

FIGHT THE POWER, unless a wizard is involved.

Flashjack

A bad beginning

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Today I woke up, not wanting to get up. I wanted more sleep.
I was feeling very low this morning many a reason:

• My keys are on the loose.
• My Glasses were broken seven days ago by a first aid instructor. That's about $250
• My Graphics calculator is missing presumed stolen. That's another $150.
• I was tired

That sort of led me to believe bleak depressing thoughts. I associate it with what I just described and the intolerable Aura of mortality irradiated by Mr Moore.
Thoughts like "Your Pathetic", "No Body Likes You" "Your A Klutz" "This is all your fault" "I'm Tired". Luckily it was counter attacked by thinking "You're loved by many" "Your talented" "Your Smart" "I (God) am always with you" .

This continued to be until maths where I was able to get my mind off it with some surds *YUCK*

After that I had 4 periods of first aid. If you die come to me. I'll keep you alive!

I got home and I had a letter. $20 from Grandpa for my birthday *CHA CHING* So I went out and bought a book here is the description:

A Guy's Guide to Life: How to Become a Man in 208 Pages or Less

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Author: Jason Boyett What does society want of teen guys? To be independent, tough, and macho? To be a sensitive, caring metrosexual? To excel in school and sports and business? The challenges are many, and we haven't even mentioned the most important -- and most frightening -- topic of conversation: girls. The road to manhood is a perilous one. Guys need a guidebook, one that asks and answers the questions they're reluctant to bring up. A book that addresses the myths of manhood with a straightforward approach teenage guys will appreciate and absorb. A book that understands what many fail to realize -- that somewhere between the awkwardness and braggadocio, the goofiness and the developing body, there is a real person struggling to make his mark on the world. A book like A Guy's Guide to Life: How to Become a Man in 208 Pages or Less.

Spent the rest of the evening doing homework.

I have been thinking for a while now that I am not a good person. In fact I am bad person in disguise. All I am I a cold spiteful person, bound by the rules of society and morality. In one giant act. But I might just think that sort of stuff on a day like today.

Cheers

I'm Back

Monday, February 21, 2005

So here I am, back at my computer. After a LOOOOOONNNNNGGGG break. I have a new mascot and new title YAY. So I'll get you up to date: So let me just leap through the holidays,

• I got the complete Neon Genesis Evangelion box set on Christmas day, with the two movies (And the first time I was End of Evangelion, I was like "What the hell"), The marathon went very well.
• On New Years Eve, I spent my time watching the Becker marathon.
• I went on holidays to Philip Island.

Okay, Now that that’s over let me jump to the present. I am now in Year 10 (You toil below me year 1-9 scum); so let me go through my subjects:

• Chemical Change: Mostly Learning about Atoms.
• Analyse This: Jr Psychology, we were learning about body image.
• Community Involvement: I am about to go on a placement to a school for the Mentally Disabled, the rest of the time we are either getting a lecture or filling in paperwork.
• Intro into Graphics: We learn about design for advertising mostly.
• Recreation and Leisure: My sports elective, we do fun things like bowling and bushwalking, soon we will go on a three day hike (Thank god for MP3 players)
• Then naturally English and Maths

The Character over there is Kensuke Aida. He reminds me of me so much its scary. Well in some respects. He is a smallish character in Neon Genesis Evangelion here are a few details:

Name: Kensuke Aida

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Occupation: Student

Kensuke is a thoughtful and intelligent individual who pays great attention to details, and is also a fanatical war enthusiast intrigued by all things loud and destructive. Unfortunately though, his passion for instruments of war has got him into some tight situations. Desperate to get a glimpse of the action on tape, especially battles involving the Eva series, Kensuke has ended up on the battle field several times, and even once managed to find himself, along with Toji, in EVA-01's cockpit; quite possibly the apex of his achievements to date.

With his mother dead and his father often away working on important projects, Kensuke has become an independent sort capable of looking after his own. He attends the same school as Shinji and the two along with Toji have become the best of friends. Kensuke also appreciates and shares Toji's interest in Misato, despite having to listen to Shinji's on going roommate horror stories, and is determined to make it as a future Evangelion pilot.

For the past two weeks I have been, In the Audition Process for the schools production "Aladdin" One time I even found myself in a dress auditioning for Aladdin’s mum. Well naturally I get beaten by Jacob (My Rival) so now I am playing the part of the genie. Oh well it should be fun anyway.

Nothing more to say (for the first time in a while)
~ Cheers
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